This my wonderful people is my masterpiece. This is just about the only artistic thing I have made in my entire life. If you know anything about me it is that I can’t draw, sculpt, or really any other kind of artistic act. This though, was an assignment that I completed during my senior year in pottery class. 

My mom proudly displays this “breakfast mask,” appropriately in our kitchen. We were told that we need to make a mask and I was really hungry and in the mood for breakfast. That was the inspiration that I needed to make the breakfast mask! Eggs as eyes, butter square as a nose, a mouth of bacon and lastly, a face of bacon. 

I present to you, The Breakfast Mask!